Whats in Store in 2013 for us Schmucks?
The Olympic Legacy?
How can we tell whether the 'Olympic Legacy' was successful and we inspired a new generation? The sensible way would probably be the Team GB performance in Rio. That's quite a while away.
Cue 4 years of painful speculation.
What does Olympic Legacy mean for you? Discounted gym membership? Not likely. I'm waiting for Burger King to release the Olympic Legacy Meal. Filled with promise and delicious (onion) rings, but ultimately idolised by a generation of chubby funsters.
Gangnam Style 2.0?
K-Pop hall of famer Psy and his now iconic horse riding dance gave us the song of 2012. Inevitably there will be more. Which gives me a perfectly good excuse to introduce you to everyone's favourite incarcerated and jump-suited dance troupe; the CPDRC Inmates:
A Year of Bad Luck?
Are you superstitious Well you should be, life is so much more dramatic when you are in a state of perpetual fear. You're in luck, it's 2013. Fear all year.
Me, I don't believe in luck unless someone beats me at something, then they must have been very lucky indeed.
Have a good 2013 everyone!